the first time a d*ck sees a p*ssy p*ssy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature *j*c*l*t**n premature *j*c*l*t**n.
girl: “are you ready?”
*girl spreads her legs*
boy: “oh f*ck ye…. sh*t!”
black guy climbing in from window: “sh*t boy. he’s got a serious shaky d*ck
- gummy prosty
a toothless prost*tute. my buddy really wanted to get a mouth hug from a gummy prosty!
- undercover alcoholic
a alcoholic but a secret one your a undercover alcoholic vanessa 2k15
the official name for a botched “caitlyn jenner” surgery. when a vandevord occurs, the male and female genitalia merge into a small, erect creature which complains about privates and more specifically the word “axios”. mr. and mrs. irwin… i’m sorry, your feminine son’s surgery has resulted in a vandevord. we did everything we could.
to tchi is to abruptly stop or interrupt someone who is in mid-*rg*sm. and furthermore leave them feeling angry or deprived after. dad: (to son in his room) hi son, how was your day? son: (sounding angry) d*mn it dad! you just tchi’d me!