the first time a d-ck sees a p-ssy p-ssy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature -j-c-l-t–n premature -j-c-l-t–n.
girl: “are you ready?”
-girl spreads her legs-
boy: “oh f-ck ye…. sh-t!”
black guy climbing in from window: “sh-t boy. he’s got a serious shaky d-ck
- gummy prosty
a toothless prost-tute. my buddy really wanted to get a mouth hug from a gummy prosty!
- undercover alcoholic
a alcoholic but a secret one your a undercover alcoholic vanessa 2k15
the official name for a botched “caitlyn jenner” surgery. when a vandevord occurs, the male and female genitalia merge into a small, erect creature which complains about privates and more specifically the word “axios”. mr. and mrs. irwin… i’m sorry, your feminine son’s surgery has resulted in a vandevord. we did everything we could.
to tchi is to abruptly stop or interrupt someone who is in mid–rg-sm. and furthermore leave them feeling angry or deprived after. dad: (to son in his room) hi son, how was your day? son: (sounding angry) d-mn it dad! you just tchi’d me!
when the only thing you do is lay in bed listening to lana del rey omg! i just bougth lana’s new alb-m! i’m in bed in a lanacoma! via giphy