Shalana


a very tall, smart, beautiful and s-xy chic that you can bring home to mom. she’s a libra and the most realest person ever ,because of her inability to lie or be fake everyone wants to be around her. she knows more rap verses than your closest boy, and has sicker shoe game than most broads with much smaller feet. and she has an iq of 139 and a smart -ss mouth. she can also whup your -ss in teken. also goes by sha (not pr-nounced “shay”) and lana
if i ever settle down with one person or get married i pray to g-d its with shalana or someone just like her, because she is perfect!

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