Shamatita
shamat-ta : 1.(n)one who enjoys -n-l s-x with wooden objects shaped like rappers.
2.(n) one who loves to finer bang random men’s -ssholes outside a chinese restaurant (preferably a buffet).
that shamat-ta had splinters in who vagin-whole.
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