Shamble Dick


a shamble d-ck (also called shambled-ck or shamble-d-ck) is a pompous git with a superiority complex. he is very lazy, and gets others to do all his work for him. shamble d-cks get agitated at the slightest things and often lash out violently.

rumour has it that the reason why the shamble d-ck is very angry is because his s-x life is ruined after his d-ck was left in a shambles at a young age after an incident involving a toaster.
graham is such a shamble d-ck.

i know, he always makes me do his work.

“hey shamble d-ck, you suck!”

(shambled-ck has a fit of rage)

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