Shamblesgrove


this is what happens when a girl with a fetish for hair attacks a man at the bar by ripping his top few b-ttons in order to determine how much hair she is actually dealing with. if the level of hairiness pleases the woman, she will eventually sleep with the guy.
jesus charles, what happened to you last night?

i was shamblesgroved.

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