shamburger


what you bite into when you think you’re eating a hamburger, but it turns out to be a tofu or turkey burger.
pakita asked me over for dinner last night. it was going great until she brought out the food. it looked like a hamburger, but it turned out to be a shamburger. she was still bootylicious though.

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