Shame Tornado
a shame tornado is the feeling of depression that results from a m-ssive drinking excursion. does not necessarily mean you did anything shameful per say but if you did you probably would not remember. shame tornadoes are more prevalent when you blackout ( or time travel) for any period of time. the older you get the more at risk you are for one of these episodes. they tend to last 24-48 hours after the drinking episode but have in some cases been doc-mented to last as long as 8 days.
two days after st. patty’s day and i’m in the eye of a shame tornado.
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