shamefly
the moment of shame when you’re in the bathroom and realize you have been walking around with your fly open all day.
pete: what’s wrong with larry? he’s been stabby ever since we got back from lunch.
bob: may be a bad case of shamefly. he was walking around with his fly open all morning.
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