shamir and pez
sha-mir: man who broke his ankle whilse jacking off kekekkekeke!!!
pez: h-m-s-xual frog
dude: eww, you broke your shamir!
2nd dude: argh your rite! fo shiizle?!?
dude: ma nizzle!
2nd: dude: oh sh-t, pez is comin’
dude: alrite, n-gg-r, a dude with a boken ankle and a h-m-s-xual, lankey fool!
pez: (hop)(hop)(hop)(hop)(hop) (hes a frog…)
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