Shamit


this is an experience where one farts, accidentally releasing feces into one’s undergarments, (see also: shart) and as a result of this, they are so disgusted by their own “shart” that they vomit.
shaine: “man jarrett sharted so hard that it made him vomit. he totally just shamited!!”

barry: “yeah i think i almost shamited last night, but i didn’t shart so it wasn’t too bad.”

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