shamonella
pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.
brad: why didn’t john get up to come fishing with us this morning?
brenda: dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.
brad: sounds like a case of shamonella to me.
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