Shampoo Scavenge
when you’re completely out of the shampoo that you normally use and you have to search around the house for other shampoos. generally you end up mixing a bizarre combination such as watermelon, blueberry, and anti-chlorine shampoo.
“so, what did you do this weekend?” kelly asked.
“i was on a shampoo scavenge because my bottle of suave ran out.” i replied.
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