shampoodaphile
a man who enjoyes inserting his p-n-s in shampoo bottles.
as shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny p-ck-r.
ronald- “man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a b-mmer!”
malcom- “oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my d-ck in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?”
ronald- “dude thats bl–dy wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small n-b, init.”
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