Shampooing


to indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely sh-tfaced the night before. usually it’s easier to get drunk that next night.
kate and lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!
sham-pooing, verb: the act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. the irony!
i took a m-ssive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

i can’t believe i’d never tried sham-pooing before!
engaging in s-x while shampooing your partner then mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.
i heard candi and that tranny lizzie shampooing last night, and i saw the print to prove it! i’m gonna have nightmares for weeks…
the act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.
“we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing”
getting carried away having ‘fun’ in the shower by your self
sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

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