Shampoozled
when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the “stingy eye”.
son of a three-legged b-tch, i’ve been shampoozled!
the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible
you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says “d-mn girl, you’ve been shampoozled”-yikes!
owned, showed up, or beat at something. kind of like pwn3d.
dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.
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