ShamQBlumpkin


it’s a combination of four of the greatest feelings in the world getting head, taking a sh-t , getting your head shampooed, and last but, not least having a q-tip gently swirled in your ear.
i got shamqblumpkinned in thailand and now i have become quite the s-xual deveant!

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