Shamwow’d


someone/something has mopped the floor with you in an efficient manner.
you’ve just been shamwow’d.
verb.

when a person gets so drunk that the only thing that could make them sober is to absorb the alcohol in their blood with a shamwow.
matt got so shamwow’d that when the cops showed up he asked them to sign his case of coors light.
punched
(this came from when the shamwow dude punched the prost-tute)
you just got shamwow’d!
i’m going to shamwow you!

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