shands
the toughest neighborhood in virginia.populated by absolute bad-ss m-f-s.located just off of hwy 58 in the -sshole of courtland. courtland is an hour between norfolk and richmond in the 757.
guy 1:i’m from the 804 where we ride our bikes around all day drinkin pbrs and smackin hos, where are you from?
guy 2: i’m from shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
guy 1: mother of god..
particulate matter composed of feces that remains after the toilet has been flushed.
gross! someone dropped a bomb and left some shand.
an almost non-existent creature, unidentifiable other than by excrement found flowing out of its mouth.
lives in a cave and is a hermit.
a raging h-m-s-xual often confused by mundane situations.
often found chasing small children in a van labeled “free candy”.
also found with a minion for the devil following by his hip, at most times minion is attached.
suffers from pedophilia and necrophilia.
man, that dude is a real shand.
a slang term for a shandy or puff
man that shand daren’t jump off the com centre
a hand with sh-t on it due to lack of handwashing after the defecation process
man that kid with jew fro’ has some brown shands.
1../a (an) douche-bag who is a fat, gay, pervert.
2../a (an) pedophile after little boys.
3../a (an) jack-ss-fool- (not a donkey)
shand is at a (an) chucky cheese (anywhere) and walks up to a little boy and says “i am going to make you lick my loly pop”.
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