shang-high-five
a shang-high-five is when someone steals a high five that was meant for someone else.
stan: hey dude that was an awesome bro thing you just did!
bob: thanks, bro.
stan: –puts up hand for a high five–
bob: -recognizes hand for high five is put up-
fran: –high fives the sh-t out of stan’s hand before bob can–
fran (screaming): you just got shang-high-fived!”
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