Shanghai Dragon’s Kiss


when you’re banging your buddy in the b-tt, -j-c-l-t-, and p-ss out while remaining with your member still inside the -n-s. then waking up, after your s-m-n has dried up inside the -n-s. this results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your “helmet” away from the hardened s-m-n.
-“hey why are both of you walking funny today?”
-“shanghai dragon’s kiss”
-“do i even want to ask?”

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