Shanghai Noodle
when a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. a female then lowers her v-g-n- on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females v-g-n-. (this may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his -sshole. usually referred to as other names like for a h-m-s-xual couple “chocolate pr-nging”)
dude, did you shanghai noodle that girl last night?
when a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have s-x with it as if it was his schl-ng.
girl: hey do you have two p-n-ses?
guy: no, i’m just doing a shanghai noodle
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