Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)
is when you take a sh-t in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.
bill: that f-cking chode p-ssed me off so much yesterday i gave him a shanghai sh-t slap (sss) and he cried. he smelt like sh-t for the rest of the day.
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