Shanghai Surprise

going home with a casual s-x buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.
oh… girl.. ah.. no girl, let’s leave the lights on.. “surprise!”
the act of making love to an asian woman from behind in the r-ct-m, and as the woman turns around you realize she has a p-n-s. 85% of the time a donkey punch will result.
last time i was givin’ it to sook yin lee in the -ss she spun around and gave me a shanghai surprise! i’m not going back to china.
an explosive device. a b–by trap. a package bomb. a hand-tossed grenade.
long before george harrison, sean penn and madonna and the movie they made by that name, a shanghai surprise was a home made bomb used by the chinese tongs or gangs. the expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. while i cannot cite chapter and verse of it’s origin, i’m older than madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. not everything is about s-x, kids. that’s why i unsubscribed from the ud.
a transvest-te or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2
guy 1- do you know that girls a dude?!

guy 2- shanghai surprise!
a form of s-xual intercourse that involves asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman’s sn-tch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.
sue’s vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great “shanghai surprise”.
to find al gore in your toilet.
i was gobsmacked to find a shanghai surprise.
during s-xual intercourse from behind, the p-n-s is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously m-st-rb-t-, and when his partner turns around, he -j-c-l-t-s in her face.
lol, i gave my girlfriend the shanghai surprise!

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