shanjob
this refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. it usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob
he was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!
when shannon pokes her finger into ryan’s b-tt-crack while hugging him, sliding her finger in and out vigorously
“shannon, did you just give him a shan-job???”
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