shanked with a spoon


it’s a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really p-ssed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: holy sh-t, she’s so mad! dude, she’s gonna f-cking shank me with a spoon i swear to god…you gotta hide me!

kachine: evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: where’s lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, f-ck.

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