shanoned
when someone (usually an ex-lover) consistently interrogates you about your life and barrages you with negative talk in an attempt to get you so angry that you turn to alcohol and/or drugs in order to drown out their annoying, screeching voice, just to make them shut up. they will never look at their own faults and are generally a hypocritical person.
boy: what did you do last night? did you behave yourself? who were you with? are you getting angry? i don’t want to talk to you if you’re going to yell at me. this isn’t about me. it’s about you. at least i didn’t smoke crack. i only drank 150 beers in three days; that’s not as bad. you’re the one who always runs away and drinks when you’re angry! i’m perfect!
girl: what?! you’re such a douche. i don’t want to be ‘shanoned’. kick rocks fool!
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