Shanting
the act of saying illogical things, accompanied by an idiotic smile and expression.
person 1: “hey, can you pick me up first then pick up michael?”
person 2 (nerses): “why would i do that, michael lives a street away you live across town?”
“sorry, i was shanting.”
to ‘ave one ell of a p-ssup.
me and mike went out shanting last night, it was gurnage
when ones swimming trunks become filled with a giant air bubble.
i was shanting when i was in the swimming pool.
to deprive someone
the act of depriving someone from someone or something.
g-d is shanting geoff from getting a woman.
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