Shaolin Bass Master
one who plays b-ss guitar with such skill and presence that their style appears as that of a martial art. could theoretically be used in a fight. typically unorthodox, self-taught, and heavy-handed.
jamus: wow, dude, you swing that b-ss around like a weapon!
zach: yeah man, gotta keep the crowd back.
jamus: you’re a godd-mn shaolin b-ss master!
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