shaolin motherfucker
someone who does cool sh-t without a thought for their friends.
origin: a long time ago, one half of a pair of broheims bought a ticket to a theatre show of shaolin monks doing all sorts of nasty kung-fu shiznit…and didn’t invite his blood. when the truth came out, the backstabbed brother from another mother exclaimed ‘shaolin, motherf-cker’.
oli: you won’t believe what dalan and fiona did while i was at my parents’ place visiting my dying grandmother!
radwan: what?
oli: they went to watch the marine.
radwan: they didn’t ask you if you wanted to go?
oli: h-ll no, they kept it lower than britney’s underwear.
radwan: what a pair of shaolin motherf-ckers!
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