Shaolin Surprise
when having s-x with a woman doggy style, have a bald asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
this move is not recomended if you would ever like to have s-x with that woman again.
yeah dude, i gave jess the shaolin surprise the other night. she was lovin that sh-t till she turned around and saw cheng!
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