shardonnay
that clear; crystal methamphetamine. a hard drug. the most prevalent form of meth available today, usually made via lialh4-nh3 reduction. a big problem in mot of the u.s. kids, don’t use.
some of that sh-t, isaac, some of that shardonnay
a derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.
priest: “do you jeff take allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
jeff: “i do”
priest: “and do you allison take jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
allison: “i…” -pffffrrrt-
best man: “lets raise our gl-sses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who’s gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress.”
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