sharies
shared masturbation, but not the same as mutual masturbation as you only m-st-rb-t- yourself.
“sharies is when you and a friend each take care of yourself but not each other. usually you do it when you’re sitting together and holding hands. group sharies is when you do it with a group while you’re sitting in a circle. but you can’t do sharies if you’re holding hands with two people! lol”
i love doing sharies with my best bud lorien. she totally squeezes my hand when she c-ms! sweet!
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