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Sharisms

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  when the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters. -watching volleyball game- “dude is that gleek???” “hehe lobster volleyball” “the more he plays, the redder he gets!” “he’s a human lobster!”

• lobsturgeon

  latin name: “lobsturgeonus ridiculux” a bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. a similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in […]

• sharper pencil

  one who aspires to improve themselves by use of a professional ‘coach’ a ceo who has a business coach is a ‘sharper pencil’

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