shark juice


1. the drink commonly referred to that heals the sick, makes the unawesome awesome, and brings peace to the world, all instantaneously.
2. of, or pertaining to, the liquids coming from a shark, especially a cool one.
shark juice!
man, i wish i had shark juice.
shark juice is the only drink worthy of chuck norris’ lips.

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