shark midwifery


when a vampire bites a woman’s uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.
twilight fan #1: i think the shark midwifery that edward pulled on bella in breaking dawn was so sweet! he’d do anything for her!
twilight fan #2: really? i thought it was f-cking disgusting.

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