Shark Swag


anything put on a shark to make it more bad-ss
friend 1: “i want a whole pool of sharks to throw that b-tch in.”
friend 2: “yeah! with lasers!”
friend 1: “that would work too fast.”
friend 2: “no, the sharks don’t know how to use the lasers, they are there to look cool, you know, like shark swag.”

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