shark tale
a ridiculously fict-tious telling of a story. usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: “this italian dude i chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. the thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out.”
oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. what a stupid little g sherm
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