shark tits


noun –
1. an explicative used in dismay or surprise
2. an interogative word used when questioning a foolish happening
3. a last resort uttering when a ghastly event occurs
4. translatable to spanish
” holy shark t-ts! that alien mostly came at night…mostly”

” what the shark t-ts were you thinking?”

” ooohhh shark t-ts! they’re dead”

“!tetas de tiburones!”
n. an alb-m released by nsrrenard under the pseudonym mayhem.
“hey, did you hear sharkt-ts is being released this november?”
when somones nipples get so hard they cold cut gl-ss
its so dam cold out that i have sharkt-ts
in reference to “great, white” american br–sts.
“oh, boy! look at those shark t-ts!!”

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