Sharkie


a b-n-r while swimming.
bf: babe i gotta tell you something.
gf: what is it?
bf: i have a sharkie…
gf: thats hot.
a predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.

the name ‘sharks’ originates from the first story that was put on the blackmilkclothing website when jl decided to take it offline because bmc was so overloaded with orders.

the story was about jl feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a lady gaga style meat dress. it was a little weird).
“you came, you saw, you nommed! hope every sharkie got what they were after”

“sharkies… what a beautiful species. ”

“sharkies…. you’re awesome. mwah!
a white girl who will only date, and have intercourse with black men.
“b-tch -ss sharkie.”
female sport bike rider with a lot of att-tude. they have to be hot or they are not sharkie. the opposite of sharkie is “jelly fish”.
“all of the females in that club are sharkies” or “carol is the biggest sharkie in norcal”.

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