Sharkorpion
a sharkorpion is a hybrid creature made up of a great white shark, a scorpion’s prehensile tail, and a flying insect. a master predator that lives on a world with boiling oceans, skies of volcanic ash, and ground made of angry spiders. they will one day cross the dimensional boundaries to hunt mankind. beware the scent of fresh baked pie at dusk, for it might be your doom.
facts about sharkorpions:
sharkorpions are not of the deep. they fly.
sharkorpion tails are prehensile and the sharp end looks like a katana
sharkorpion venom is a mix of hydrofluoric acid and liquid nitrogen
sharkorpions hunt in packs of 3 or 8 and communicate via telepathy
sharkorpions secrete an odor that smells like fresh baked pie to confuse their prey
sharkorpions skin is a form of natural kevlar
if there is ever a creature to be feared it is mankind, and yet mankind fears the flying venomous prehensile scorpion tailed great white shark engines of our destruction known as the sharkorpion. beware the scent of fresh baked pie at dusk, for it might be your doom.
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