Sharp as a Beach Ball
not too bright and certainly not sharp!
usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
the opposite of “sharp as a razor” – clearcut and incisive.
that guy is as sharp as a beach ball – he didn’t even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! he was well taken in!
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