Sharpened Pencil


noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his p-n-s for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. of course the man doing this must have a really small p-n-s… and brain.
after watching the footall game, jim became very bored with his life so he decided to “sharpen” his “pencil” thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
circ-mcised p-n-s
when i was young, i had my pencil sharpened.

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