Sharper Image
from the eponymous company line of products. saying “sharper image” before an item automatically makes it high-end. usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they’re rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in china like every other product common people buy.
since the company filed for bankruptcy, the sharper image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.
“i got these trump steaks off sharper image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious.”
“fully endorsed by donald trump…. nice! we’re gonna make a great impression at the young republicans meeting.”
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