Shart Paste


when you fart and sh-t comes out but you don’t have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the p–p from your underpants. during the hardend stages, the p–p then becomes a paste-like substance.
zach has ibs and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

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