shart shuffle
1. a. that tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. a not-so-optimistic sliding of one’s feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.
pr-nunciation: \shärt shuffle\
function: noun
etymology: in urban detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. the incident remained nameless for decency’s sake until the victim of the aforementioned shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. date: late 2007
1. if i thought my day had been rough so far, i was in for a surprise as i shook my head and did the shart shuffle. again.
2. there i was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. awesome.
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