Shartalanche


severe “brown snow” weather incident. usually accompanied by gale force winds, and heavy precipitation.
(1) james warned chris : “if you drink any more real ale and have to visit the toilet, you will have a shartalanche on your hands …”

(2) pierre had eaten some bad mussels for lunch. his decision to go off-piste skiing carried a high risk of starting a shartalanche …

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