shartburn
a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of g-sseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid sh-te (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. a lethal and humiliating combination.
“dude, gotta go, i just sharted…. holy f-ck, it’s shartburn!!!”
what happens after a shart
loud gurgling greasy fart
dude, that one’s gonna burn. you’d better cleanup quick, or you’re gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding -n-s. usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
i think one of the 15 pints i had last night must have come in a dirty gl-ss. i’ve been p-ssing out of my -rs- all day and have terrible shart burn. i’ve had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.
a form of shart felt as a burning sensation in the -ss, caused by acid secretion into the -n-s.
oh man; i had the worst shartburn today.
the burning rectal sensation resulting from unattended or insufficient clean up after a shart.
shouldn’t have eaten that extra spicy taco, i just let go a shart. better go for a wipe before you get shartburn.
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