sharted

when you try to fart and sh-t accidently comes out…oops!
sh-t dude we got to go i sharted my pants…
when you fart and by accident take a small sh-t in your pants. usally wet sh-t. not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
zach walks to bathroom…
zach: o sh-t.. ben i need a new pair of bokers
ben: what the f-ck
zach: yea, i sharted
when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and bam! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of sh-t in your favorite underware. f-ck! you just sh-t your pants!!
gertrude: “hey kayla, i think there was just a terrorist attack!”
kayla: “no, i sharted.”
gertrude: “oh ok.”
when sh-t comes out instead of a fart… this can have rather disasterous concequences…
“dude, we gotta go!”

“why man? jordan started hitting on me!”

“coz i just sharted!!!”
when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an -ss out of yourself and sh-t in your pants
gary: dude, what the f-ck is that smell……..ohhh no way dude, you just sharted!!!!!!!!!
when you think you have to fart but instead you sh-t your pants
man i really have to fart! oh sh-t i sharted
an unexpected burst of sh-t while farting
i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally sh-ted thence i “sharted”

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