sharticipation
the feeling one has when they want to sh-t, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
see shart
“dude, i’m going to the bathroom”
“why?”
“i can’t stand the shartic-p-tion”
“what the f-ck are you talking about?”
“i don’t know if i have to sh-t or fart, and i’d rather not figure it out here”
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