Shartillery


explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
stand down! its a shartillery strike!!!

mommy! i just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! will you clean it up please?

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